Shortpants Romance - Dish it Out

from Shotgun Divorce LP by SHORTPANTS ROMANCE

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I’ve got a pen, I’ve got a check book
You’ve got a hand that now looks like a hook
Go buy a fridge and buy some magnets
To spell out all your crossroad blues
Buy a lampshade and a three-legged table
A Persian cat who’ll purr for you to fill his bowl
And who won’t crawl under your table
‘Cause that’s where Caïn once left Abel
Talk me into getting you a pair of ice skates
A pocket mirror and a pair of shades
And plastic food and blunt-edged cutlery
To feed your ego and sharpen your agony
And buy a hat, it might come in handy
The weatherman has had one too many
Keep your receipts, they’ll come in handy
They’re short of coal on the steamboat of modesty

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from Shotgun Divorce LP, track released February 5, 2011
Lyrics: Rülf
Music: Shortpants Romance

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